Slug: im different because I respect my audience and I don’t yell at them. Im special because I respect my audience.
Audience member: yeah!
Slug: shut the fuck up!
- Guy: Put your money where your mouth is!
- Me: (shoves money up butt)
- Guy: No, that's not...
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
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