Slug: im different because I respect my audience and I don’t yell at them. Im special because I respect my audience.

Audience member: yeah!

Slug: shut the fuck up!

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*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*

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  • Guy: Put your money where your mouth is!
  • Me: (shoves money up butt)
  • Guy: No, that's not...

1 week ago // 25 notes


I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

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Alot of living to do before I die and I have no time to waste KushandWizdom (via kushandwizdom)

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